In the hills Marilyn is pronounced “Merlin.” All this time I thought grandma’s twin was some kind of wizard.
The Annotated Simpleton
Was just invited to a kegger with a bunch of 17 year olds. I do appreciate the invite, but no thank you.
My store just recieved a flyer for disposable vibrating “love rings.” The sales pitch was “give your register some love.”
If you hide stuff on the books and you leave me in charge for a week, you will get caught. I love you mom.
In charge of the family business for the next week. Ready, ready, ready.
Daughter’s birthday. Her choice of activity. Manicure, coffee and bookstores.
deathtosimpleton.com may be offline for the next 30 to 60 minutes. I’m consolidating everything to a single account. Yay for simplification!